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+1 and I hate you.

No kidding

That doesn’t mean it has no stars, or fans, or that an interloper from a whole different sport could become its biggest star even though he’s terrible at it.

Yeah, having her take out the #2 seed immediately basically wrecks that side of the draw right out of the gate. If I were Halep, I’d be pissed to get that draw.

I’m not buying that tennis dress for sure. Yeesh.

The one-liners don’t disappoint either: “[The Garbage Pail Kids] are eternal?” “The Garbage Pail Kids are down to fuck,” and “So this is a sex dungeon of some kind.”

I’d say the two most memorable Dolphin games in the last 20 years were:

Give them context: “Look at it this way. By the time you’re my age, all of your passion for this sport will be replaced with using the game as an excuse to drink beer in the middle of the day.”

The ghosts are far less annoying than the couples on House Hunters.

I didn’t really like The Great White Hype the first time I watched it, so I’ll pass on this go-around.

Yeah, he has to play for the Mets. About as bad as it gets.

Gun to head, I would’ve told you that it was the Bills fans eating ass in the parking lot.

S.

Great ending to The Adventure Zone last week. I was holding back tears on the bus; I think everyone figured I was having a mental breakdown.

On the one hand that’s despicable.

How many phone books is Maisie sitting on?

Not a fucking chance.

One nice thing about pre-season games (at least in Pittsburgh) is that they’re covered by KDKA and have WAY fewer commercials.

Baby-bragging is another no-no. Nobody wants to hear that your baby is sooooo perfect in every way when they’ve been up for 48 hours with colic.