I use the mnemonic, “there should never be cum in your vacuum.”

Yeah, there’s only one c in vaccuum. vaccum. vaccccuum....FUCK!

You shut your Frenchie mouth!

liaison. That second i is the devil.

Bush I was a pilot in WWII, director of the CIA, and captain of the Yale baseball team.

I give a shit because when I watch a hockey game on NBC Sports, I know to think the opposite of whatever horseshit he’s going to spew.

Wow, that is one hell of an interesting question. If I had to guess at the male Trump voters among major American sports (from highest % to lowest), it’d be:

I could see people briefly looking at the game while getting some wings or something at the bar, but saying that anyone “watched it” is a stretch.

Multiple comments mocking the whole “Is Flacco elite?” debate. Guys, that was settled years ago.

The Steelers scored three touchdowns in the fourth quarter to eliminate you.

So I was looking at wiki pages for some more of the “notable” Illini players and found out that Rashard Mendenhall is a writer for the show Ballers and Simeon Rice directed a movie that saw limited release a couple years back. The LA Times writer thought he showed promise as a director. Huh.

Don’t blame me, I didn’t vote for this shit team.

It was supposedly Iowa when I was there, but by then that rivalry had gone away. All rivalries had gone away.

My first college game as a freshman, I got hired by the TV crew to hold a parabolic mic on the field. I was like right up front and got to watch my team get utterly destroyed by USC, 55-3.

....nope.

Or just go get another cat that looks like it.

Former chairman of the Jimmy fund indeed

When we’re leaving is always when my mom wants to bust out the camera to get a family photo. Nevermind it’s typically right after breakfast when nobody’s dressed and she puts us in front of the oven with crap lighting and a bunch of junk behind it. Super infuriating.

I say the front of the backpack is the part that touches your back when you’re wearing it because it’s the closest to the “front” of you, but I have run into a disagreement with a coworker about this.

I bought “Screaming for Vengeance” by Judas Priest for my nephew last Christmas. Not too hard to find at a used record store for a few bucks.  

I bought “Screaming for Vengeance” by Judas Priest for my nephew last Christmas. Not too hard to find at a used…