It’s not the years, it’s the mileage.

Seriously, Phil, come over to D’s Six Pax in Regent Square. Dogs and beers are on me.

I was at dinner last night and the hostess asked “oh, what’s the score in the Giants/Steelers game?” And I had zero clue they were even playing.

IS IT SOMETHING IN THE WOODER?

Not in Philly. Pittsburgh maybe.

Hard to top the Aztek, but the Subaru Baja was pretty awful:

New Orleans is a wet dog in city form.

This is probably the last time you will think about either of these teams this season.

He Hade Me

I was going to make a joke about another Tom on the team yelling at Brady for taking his dildo, but there weren’t any other Toms on the Patriots roster. Huh.

Well first you should pick the baby back up.

I think pretty much everyone could say that about their fans. Fans are the worst.

I’ll take Sudden Death over Invincible and 4 of the 6 Rocky movies any day of the week. I’d also take Super Bowl wins.

Pittsburgh is Philly’s little brother

“We are 100% bought into the idea of Brock Osweiler.” - Pittsburgh Steelers.

I like to toss brussels sprouts in balsalmic, salt, pepper, and garlic and grill them.

Nah, I’m good.

I actually signed that skateboard a couple weeks ago. The guys who made it seemed fun, if dim.

I tried this on vacation, and it was hot garbage. The camera light is way too bright to use and you can’t see anything when it’s dark.

I started with a 2.4 GHz camera and it was a disaster due to interference from my and my neighbors’ WiFi.