And since he’s a Mets’ pitcher, I’m guessing that Dothraki teed off and sent that spear back into the upper deck.

My in-laws did Nielson for a long time and they were sticklers about it. Whenever I came over, I was supposed to walk over to the box, add myself as a viewer, and put my age into the box (using up and down arrows). I didn’t have a stored profile because I was a guest.

Are there any black guys named Travis? I mean, probably, right? But does anyone know a black Travis?

What if I wear colorful spandex leggings under my shorts?

How are those fucking helmets still a thing?

What is the best time of day to drink when you’re with kids...

Totally doesn’t deserve a ring.

That’s pretty much how I feel about the Jets as a whole.

i’ve been drinking since noon, so I just had two microwaved hotdogs on slices of wheat bread with ketchup and spicy brown mustard. And then I kept drinking

“Can you use it in a sentence?”

This is exactly like the press outta North Korea. Not even a joke.

Didn’t need any text for this one. Figured you’d just write the headline and lorem ipsum the rest since nobody would read it.

“Solid comment, my man. Give me a high three!” - C.J. Wilson

The ‘Burgh? Fuck you, guy trying to sell a t-shirt.

“he has been a huge part of our program.”

If you’re stuck doing something, you might as well try to be good at it. You hear that, Crystal? If you want this fiver in your thong, I expect a little hustle!

Jeb: I could take him, too.

Still not seeing a problem here.

If you’re smoking a bowl, you must parole.

Soccer truly is the beautiful game.