5 MPH? That’s freaking scary that someone could die from a crash at that speed.

Same goes for comments.

John Madden is standing in front of a buffet line

what is the standard lunch time?

I’ll go ahead and eat a hot dog wrapped up in a piece of bread. But I’ll feel like a fucking loser the whole time.

Who eats the cookie?

“I’ll have the double burger. And by that I mean whiskey.”

+1 for Jenn with two n’s.

It’s the same fucking Chipotle menu you’ve seen 30 times, Darleen. Just pick what you always fucking pick.

“The Progressive Liberal” and “The Cuck”

“I want to exchange your bullets for bullet points. Bullet points of knowledge.”

Have a kid.

ESPN should learn their lesson and be better at pointing their weapons-grade asshole at the right target.

You can get full-motion mounts from monoprice for not much more money. Go get one of those, and an f’n stud finder.

You can get full-motion mounts from monoprice for not much more money. Go get one of those, and an f’n stud finder.

Good to see A. J. Burnett getting some work.

I got my damn bike. Now I just need a damn seat for my toddler. I’ve seen a bunch and they all look like they suck.

I want to catch a foul ball at a game so much, especially if I don’t spill my beer. I don’t actually care about keeping the ball.

“Normal”

That’s what a flamebot would say. Now then, how DO I make $4558589 per week working from home?

LeBron. Duh.