The last time we flew, we were the only parents who brought our car seat above the plane and put our kid in it. It worked out great, because she was elevated enough to see out the window, and since she’s used to passing out in it in the car, she eventually nodded off for the back half of the flight.

Now, let’s put John Daly in a Wario outfit.

My powder blue team can beat your powder blue team.

#1-50: Leaving me the fuck alone for a day.

The pool noodle boot thing is legit.

“Lose some weight.”

One thing I haven’t been able to figure out is if (or when) I’ll have to replace my Xbox One for an X in order to play new AAA games. Will there be X exclusives, or is the idea that the X will always be a better version of the One?

It literally sounds like some kind of chemical weapon, so I imagine it’s amazing and horrible. And, like warfare, I’m glad it exists far away from where I live.

I got more excited that I’ve been in years just by getting a thumbs up from Mike Sullivan during last year’s parade. My dreams are all dead.

I cracked more beers reading this article than Durant has in his entire life.

Does anyone other than Berman say that?

nononononononono

or pro wrestling.

We’ve discussed this before, but to me the ideal thing would be to have every city’s pro team play under a uniform color scheme, and not a uniform team name. Pittsburgh is the only city that currently does this, and it works.

Then they showed me the newborn and it was coated in blood, too. I don’t even remember how I reacted. I probably just sat there with my mouth hanging open like a dolt.

Do I just have to suck it up and risk wasting my time by going in blind, or is it ok to ask women which way they lean politically over Bumble messenger even if it doesn’t feel quite socially acceptable?

Please, Captain the Honorable Sir skrutop was my father. You can just call me the Honorable skrutop.

Nah, winning 2 cups in 2 years feels good, man.

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Worse is putting cheese and French fries in a salad. I’ll never understand that mess.