Too soon

When later asked about the play, Whatevers’ head coach [Google name later] replied, “meh.”

Vampire

But new Yankee Stadium beat old Yankee Stadium in a blind taste test!

I have a unisex name and couldn’t fathom dating someone with the same name as me.

I think Pens crowds are usually pretty dead, except for the playoffs. I’m a quiet fan myself.

I thought I was reading an io9 article about Secret Empire #3.

Moderator: “it’s divisive to have council”

The accountability is 100% on you McGibblets.

That letter was from Drew’s Canadian cousin, right?

+1 Mike Carp

I play MM2 and MM3 every few years. By this point I know them beat-by-beat, and I’d say MM2 is a bit harder.

(Fine, one more parenthetical. The game was still boring, you know. We all turned it off 13 minutes in.)

Patrick isn’t very good at his job.

I don’t think I’ve said “Yes” in, like, 10 years.

Can you beat a pro at Street Fighter 5?

I haven’t played SF5 or Binding of Isaac, but I watch those streams all the time.

“I don’t really look at it that way, to be honest with you,” Brooks Orpik said.

Don’t you talk shit about Ottawa!

Tonight