It’s Matthew McConaughey from the Wolf of Wall Street.

Hey I live in western PA! And of course I don’t give a shit!

No doubt about it, the Pens got their asses handed to them. Everyone at work is all “Oh, they can’t beat us three games in a row.” Motherfuckers, they only gotta win 1 now.

Connor McDavid

That GIF pretty much sums up game 6.

Meanwhile there’s a Pens fan in the front row doing her knitting.

As a pens fan, I hope it goes 7.

I feel bad for Calder and Campbell. You just know their parents put an infant sized hockey stick in their hands the second they were born.

I bet that blood loss made her Dizzy.

+.08

Down the street at Hooters, the Ryan brothers’ tab hit six digits.

This weekend, my wife and I stopped at a brewery, and I drank two one-liter mugs of beer. Afterwards she was appalled that I claimed to only have two beers, she said it’s more because of the volume. My thought is in the literal sense I only had two beers, but also, that was the serving size, so again, two beers. She…

I like Wingles.

I may not see anything about hockey, but at least I’m up to speed on competitive DOTA.

Why is the Australian brewery changing? Big Guinness market? Lots of vegans there? Do they ship from their to the US?

And then Pens in OT, and we saw how that turned out.

Pens fan: I didn’t think Niskanen deserved the major, nor does he deserve a suspension for it. It’s one of those freak, shitty things that could happen at any time.

Your narrative is false.

Shouldn’t have been a major. Refs trying to establish control early and instead the game spiraled. Terrible reffing, aka situation normal in the NHL.

The free ones the guy who lived in the apartment before you left.

The free ones the guy who lived in the apartment before you left.