He’s also the Plow King in the winter.

Jake and bake!

Americans? No.

Back when I lived there, I met the King of Prussia. I called him Bill.

They have it all wrong.

You also, presumably, washed your pits in the morning. After a few hours of walking/working/whatever, would you touch them and not wash?

I was hoping someone would post that!

Well of course you should want a lower handicap.

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

Slightly behind Bill Chapel’s woodworking accident.

I used to do that in little league, and the kids never fell for it.

Lobsters don’t eat sausages. LIAR!

Disco Dan’s Stretch Pass Tour...heading to your town soon!

I couldn’t name more than 3 players in this series without Googling it, and I was wrong about the third guy.

Serena + fetus versus the rest of the doubles draw? Hmm...even odds.

I gave my star to him instead of you.

+1 faxed to your landline

I sold my red Jetta and got a beige Altima. Ugly as sin, but that car is invisible to cops.

Haven’t been watching the Caps series, but I can tell you that ain’t the case in the Pens series. Tired narrative.