Pens fan: I didn’t think Niskanen deserved the major, nor does he deserve a suspension for it. It’s one of those freak, shitty things that could happen at any time.

Your narrative is false.

Shouldn’t have been a major. Refs trying to establish control early and instead the game spiraled. Terrible reffing, aka situation normal in the NHL.

The free ones the guy who lived in the apartment before you left.

The free ones the guy who lived in the apartment before you left.

He’s also the Plow King in the winter.

Jake and bake!

Americans? No.

Back when I lived there, I met the King of Prussia. I called him Bill.

They have it all wrong.

You also, presumably, washed your pits in the morning. After a few hours of walking/working/whatever, would you touch them and not wash?

I was hoping someone would post that!

Well of course you should want a lower handicap.

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

Slightly behind Bill Chapel’s woodworking accident.

I used to do that in little league, and the kids never fell for it.

Lobsters don’t eat sausages. LIAR!

Disco Dan’s Stretch Pass Tour...heading to your town soon!

I couldn’t name more than 3 players in this series without Googling it, and I was wrong about the third guy.

Serena + fetus versus the rest of the doubles draw? Hmm...even odds.