My parents walked out of their closing because their idiot agent sold them a home promising “no HOA.” Then there was an HOA. The house they ended up at is way cooler.

How many restaurants do those Next Iron Chef dudes have? Seems like a good one to win.

Who wants to choose between having one more large slice of pepperoni-sausage-mushroom or one more large slice of Hawaiian when you can a smaller slice of each? Nobody, that’s who.

“I’m not drunk!” - Every drunk person.

Pens played Vancouver a couple weeks back, so I’d bet we get to see puffy-faced Crosby again here pretty soon.

My big concern is that, while their offense is tops in the league, their defense is a lot shakier. If Holtby stays Holtby, scoring could be a problem.

You’re right; I’m a Pens fan.

Pens aren’t the same team they were last year. I don’t see anyone in the East beating the Caps.

Ok, the hunting party brings up some interesting dynamics. How many neanderthals are there? I figure the leopard might take a couple of them out, but then it’s just a baboon or a giraffe. A weakened party can do work against those. But how many Neanderthals do you need to take down a sphynx?

Man, I’m used to church retreats being a major boozefest.

This has the whiff of Lombardi feeling the heat as well. The Kings missed the playoffs in 2015, got trounced by the Sharks in the first round last year, and are sitting just outside of a playoff position. Not a bad move to shore up your goaltending.

Jim Rutherford may pull out a deal for Fleury in the next couple of days, but I doubt it at this point. He was on sports radio and said he’s perfectly happy keeping him as an insurance if Murray gets hurt (again). JR is typically very forthcoming with what he wants to do, so you typically can count on him doing what…

and since it won the challenge, Moonlight got to keep its timeout.

Sandoval seems like he’d be a top bunk guy.

I don’t know if I agree. I feel like, in 5 years, we’d probably forget what that movie even was.

One of the podcasts I listen to wants to put a 5 year lag on Oscar voting, since usually the better movie/performance/whatever is more evident with a bit of a delay. Works for MLB.

What’ll these two do next, other than not keeping a coordinator job for more than a season?

The unicorn of backpack pics.

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And since he’d never played in Montreal before, it was the first time he heard the PA announcer say his last name correctly.