Geno is score.

Playing against a Washington team led by Russians. Also, the Caps.

I have a single, entirely rhetorical question about the Malkin-to-Kessel goal above: How the hell do you stop that?

Several months ago this came up. It was CHAOS!

Did he no sell a smack in the nuts on that first whip?

+1 overpriced licensed merch

Because your high school cheerleaders all run the stadium PA now.

RetroBlox does, what NES Classic don’t!

Wrong board. You wanted to post this here: http://twocents.lifehacker.com/

Terrible pick, which is par for the course for this terrible administration.

Toomey put out a release backing her earlier, so there went that approach. Dude’s just got a new 6 year term in the Senate; nobody will remember this the next time he’s up for re-election.

I was listening to Rock the Casbah, so it checks out.

*“ATTAKER”

Not impossible; you don’t need all of them.

One time a guy followed me off a bus and I was terrified. Then he turned down another street because he wasn’t following me. Does that count as a terror attack?

-1000

Not surprised at all that Boston managed to ruin their own hashtag.

Watching them play the Pens a couple weeks back brought back bad memories of when they dominated. Big, strong, pushing the Pens all over the ice. But that style doesn’t work nearly as well as it did a few years ago when the league has moved towards a speed game.

I have a 2 year-old. If my wife and I die when she’s a minor, what are the tax/legal implications of that? Should I establish a trust in her name and have the death benefit go to it (can I even do that?)

We should give Boston back to England. Fuck that town.