Right now Simmons is jerking off while wearing it.

Before he left, Biden removed the outlet in the Cabinet room, patched, and painted over the hole.

The 4 gallon is only $3 more, if that matters.

The 4 gallon is only $3 more, if that matters.

For museum/gym memberships, check if you can get a discount online or through work. I save 20% through my employer for that stuff.

For the first time in as long as I can remember neither my wife nor I have any interest in being around other people during the super bowl. We decided to just stay home and ignore the game.

Shoulda taken a beat, removed the USC shirt, and had another USC shirt underneath

I prefer flying Spirit for shorter, direct flights out of the Pittsburgh area. They fly in/out of the Latrobe airport which is much easier to deal with, since it’s a small regional airport. Plus, I’m not paying $50-60 for parking there.

Mrs. Buttersworth goes in the pantry because she knows what she did.

I would’ve agreed before I had a kid. Puke’s worse.

The only cure is South Beach.

Sensuous (adj): “attractive or gratifying physically, especially sexually.”

Man, I haven’t seen Project X in forever. Those poor monkeys.

I do use it quite a bit, but it’s nothing I can’t figure out how to adjust to.

I’m just happy that I don’t have to listen to Steelers bullshit for a little while.

I don’t agree with that statement at all. Also, the players are down on the ice without the benefit of a high angle game camera.

I watch a lot of hockey and don’t have trouble following the puck 95% of the time. If it’s on the near boards, just look where the players are looking/skating and you can figure it out. Also, since more people have 50"+ HD TVs, it makes the puck that much easier to see without a gimmick.

They basically do that with pitch placement and homerun balls on replay. Truthfully, I don’t think either are really necessary during live play. Given the camera angles they use, it’s pretty easy to see where the ball is.

My mom: “Mom” to her face and “oh for fuck’s sake” when she’s not around.

Digging through garbage is good experience for coaching in Washington.

If I called my wife “the wife,” she’d smack the shit out of me.