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and players were allowed to ask out if needed.

Well, if the Pats win the Super Bowl, he should be good. Not like there will be any actual fans in attendance.

My house came with one of those double oven thingies. That means I have a top oven that’s too narrow to cook anything in, and a full-size oven that I have to drop the door all the way to the floor and bend completely over to use. So convenient!

Right, so you’re the stinky guy at work now.

If you have a teleporter that can take you instantaneously anywhere imaginable, yet each use takes a day off of your lifespan...As a parent, would you use it for family vacations? Sure, you’re in essence killing your children BUT I’LL BE DAMNED if I’m driving to Florida again.

By playing defense.

Every time there’s a Washington recap, the butthurt fans whine about penalties. The Caps had 3 power plays to the Pens’ 1.

Not even close. That was a horrible game. Fun, but bad.

Aaaand I just read If You Give A Moose A Muffin to my daughter for the last time.

Dude everyone thinks that about their team.

Alright, calm down, it was 5-2 and the Caps never trailed.

I voted for Subban because I’m tired of seeing all those Blackhawks in the All-Star game. Looks like that didn’t matter for shit.

Pens got outworked big time in that game.

Hugh Jass got a snakebite.

I’ve felt that way before. That’s when I realized that I should quit my job.

I had my daughter at 37, way too late. Had I had her at 30 would’ve been way too early. There is no “good” timing for something like this.

Tell us in the comments what you’ve been making in your new Instant Pots.

Tell us in the comments what you’ve been making in your new Instant Pots.

Huh, how about that:

Can we find something to get mad about? I believe in us.