FTFY.

98 of those was on the first TD run. BTW, what the hell happened to the camera (and the Tide) on that play?

Sad to say it, but that tracks for me. DAT. ASS.

“Cost of Living Adjustments?” Sorry, kid, the corporation didn’t meet its sales goals for this year, so we can’t adjust your allowance to match. Also, due to market factors, I’m going to have to deduct an additional 10% to make up for the increase in medical premiums.

Piper’s, too. Fortunately, they’re far enough down that they avoid most of the asswipes.

“Fuck you everyone!” -OBJ

It’s almost like people need to prepare for games in different ways.

I agree with you Mr.  Robot-like focus is the only way you’re winning in the postseason.

outside a South Side Pittsburgh bar

He wants to make sure they go backbackbackback to college.

Roenick’s face has been incapable of making tears for a long time.

Great job, Aiden and Kaiden and Jayden and Braydon and Austin and Kaydan and Ryndan and Bryndon.

Nah, those dorks all play hockey.

I played so much Enter the Gungeon last year.

“I’d probably settle for my hospital tab—a few hundred bucks?”

“His hands measure 12 inches from thumb to pinkie.”

and that has no bearing on the Giants at all.

Would’ve been better as a reddit AMA. The Pegulas could’ve just manned the keyboard for him.

“You’re supposed to commit assault ON the field, Pacman.” - Vontaze Burfict.