Probably take my daughter to the Science Center. Fun and educational!

This is a good take. Too bad nobody from Columbus would bother reading it.

Still more coverage than you see on ESPN

I was all about keeping the Chief alive for a couple of years after he was done before it really sunk home how terribly racist he was. Fuck the Chief.

Play those drums angry, Bale! Angry!!!!

The 14,600 people who show up to the arena and the 146 people who watch them on TV.

At least they’ll have time to follow Chesney on tour.

Honestly, I’d like Chris Berman a lot more if he swore and shit all the time on air and they just bleeped him.

Zywiec porter is actually really good.

Irchiro doesn’t need a disguise.

Can’t get Key & Peele outta my head whenever I see Kristaps Porzingis’ name.

Blasphemy.

Ew, what a shithole. Sunshine, blue water, great weather? Ugh.

In all seriousness, I maintain a decent sleep schedule, one that is very much in line with my innate dadness.

Plus, there is evidence that refrigerators can protect you from a nuclear explosion.

The motherfucking script has been FLIPPED, bitches!

Zombie thread is alive. It’s allliiiivvveeee!!!!

Whatever you say, James.

Definitely a taunting penalty before picking up the loose ball.

topped with ground up Pidgeys.