Those two places are eight hours away from each other

Is that 95 Canadian or American yards?

Good news for you, they’d never release specific lyrics.

I really don’t want to know how the Baylor version of this would be...

G(et) I(nto your correct) G(ender role) Em!

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

I’ve been wanting to attend a World Cup for years. Pre-2014 I had no money. Was going to do Brazil, but after they released the schedule I realized it would be a travel nightmare to catch 2 USMNT games. (It was.) So I bailed.

‘It’s better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt’.

To be fair, while his running story is utter and complete bullshit, to drive an RV cross country at only 9mph is an impressive feat in itself.

Typical hotshot corner who thinks he doesn’t need a safety.

This is my favorite disclosure I have ever seen, and it should be worn as a badge of honor.

Bravo to KWTX!

I hate Wilbon mainly because he still believes a pitcher win-loss record still means something paramount.

I deserve that.

Despite the fact that Simmons has, uh, limited camera appeal...

Sad that he finally died, but not entirely unexpected. Kevin Garnett diagnosed him with cancer years ago.

Did that kid say, “Everyone is my bitch,” or am I hearing shit?

Oh my.

I’d criticize school staff for not seeing through the ruse, but in all fairness, nobody’s ever met a 30-year-old from South Sudan.