“For competitive purposes???”

This commercial finally answers that age-old question...

I’m not buying it. Those guys were WAY too excited to be watching the Redskins play.

aight that’s 15,934 “stick to sports”es and 1 “stick to politics.” long way to go but keep at it bud

Career Passer Rating Top 10:

I feel like the two timelines thing can be dispelled instantly with something that I never see anyone mention, yet seems pretty obvious - the hosts have been made more realistic and lifelike over time. We know this from when Ford was drinking with the old model cowboy-bot in cold storage. We also know that they get…

Ophthalmologist: Something wrong?

Or this: http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2016/09/15/yes…

K, what should we post about instead today?

This reads like a hot take written by someone who didn’t watch the game, but just read through the box score and play-by-play. Appalachian State was gashing Tennessee on the ground all game, and their passing game hadn’t been anything close to effective (Lamb’s longest completion game on a backpedaling heave towards a…

... and ou still sucks!

It’s 3:29pm...

Oh. That’s okay then. I’m sure everyone who hears it will certainly not interpret it as being about violence against women. Just like when I say “I’m going to kill your puppy!” to people with puppies, they should just know that I’m really just talking about eating hash brownies.

Best Pizza in NYC and why is it Luzzos BK?

any type of tinfoil-hat shit, I dunno

somehow coming to believe one really deep and terrifying fact about the world that no one else believes and thinks I’m crazy for believing

#JU1c3D

I love that movie more than I should.

ARod isn’t an idiot. Rest assured, he is going to get every last centaur that the Yankees owe him.

“Worst quarterback in the NFL,” [Michael] says.