Whatever Happened to Johnny Fucking Football?

Football Affluenza Kid.

But nothing tops this baseball possibility:

I honestly can’t believe I have two people who are basically saying “why comment?” I don’t know hoss - why blog? Why Internet? Why communication?

Phew, thank god. my personal code of honor requires that I had to watch the games against my will until I got permission to stop from a random stranger on the Internet.

Love watching women’s soccer, can get into televised softball and gymnastics, enjoys watching women who are world class athletes like Williams sisters, but women’s basketball is a TV nightmare. HOT TAEK I know...

RG3 will have a great run in Cleveland. Too bad they’ll be down 30 to Pittsburgh when it happens.

If it was four years old, Deadspin wouldn’t write about it.

2009 called. it said shut the fuck up.

Billy Donovan has the Thunder at 26-12, and Durant missed seven of those games. If you’re seriously ready to call that hire a failure and let it impact whether you’d hire a totally different college coach, I don’t know what to tell you.

Judging by the grammar, 100%.

“All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason. There is nothing higher than reason, except for this air ball.”

It hasn't been as widely reported, but Andy Dalton was also walking gingerly after their game.

This is really long and I didn’t read it.

Joey, just quidditch.

I think the Colts would probably be the best fit for Peyton, given the bevy of pain killers they can offer him.

No article that I’ve seen tracks down where these bobbleheads actually came from, but I have a theory. Here is a list of every Padres bobblehead given away through 2013, and Denorfia is not on the list. Considering he wasn’t on the team in 2015, that would point to 2014 being the year of the Denorfia bobblehead.

Ok, that is a great quote. Next question.

How about the fact that we’re days away from the NBA tipping off yet we haven’t had a column from Zach Lowe, the best in the business, for 10 days now. Is he leaving too? He’s half the reason I still wander over there.

So the shooter was egged on, fell from a wall, and was injured in the fall. I think we’re looking for Humpty Dumpty.