how are the steamed hams?

That was my major takeaway, too. I mean, he's kind of old to be a coach, right?

U.S. Soccer is a bunch of hypocrites considering Tim Howard has been blurting out inappropriate things his entire career.

Talk dirty to me.

I'm the 6th grade younger brother in this story....this absolutely happened.

Why does the league get to influence how I use a specific opposition’s deficiencies for my benefit?

Just tweet “Please forgive us for our recently-deleted tweet. It was made in error, and we regret it immensely.” People will lose their collective minds trying to scour the web for something that never existed.