The Los Angeles Clippy

shut up

I live near Yellowstone and the number of idiots who get too close to bison and other wildlife is mind-boggling. And the Park Service has signs everywhere telling them not to.

Sick flip tho

‘A 9-year-old from Florida was singled out and flung into the air’

I was tempted to give it the benefit of the doubt because I once got a blowjob in the parking lot of the Rooster T Feathers comedy club, but then I realized Rooster T Feathers is in Sunnyvale, not Santa Clara.

The 49ers are not a San Francisco team anymore. Santa Clara is a town far away from San Francisco that has its own merits, but the 49ers are just another guy on the peninsula who says when asked that they live in SF, then when pressed as to which neighborhood, admit Santa Clara. Santa Clara is not San Francisco.

And worst of all, they would have to wait fifty years before the Corvette C8 was released.

Screen name doesn’t check out.

Skateboarding is not a crime.

Sometimes I’m ok with a fan riot and the opposing team being escorted away by law enforcement as bottles and the occasional hand grenade rain down upon them.

Or at least until you run out of the lube.

I’ll never forget the first Prime Day. I worked midnights at the time, it was a slow shift, my coworkers and I all sat around excited at what amazing deals may come. Midnight rolled around (it might’ve actually been 3am, East Coast), and BAM! Great discount on a 50 gallon drum of lube. A day I’ll remember forever. 

Yep, this is why I use camelcamelcamel.  Their history graph helps show you when they pull some BS like somebody mentioned below, raising the price a few days before so they can “discount” it on Monday.

“Good comment”- Herschel Walker

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If Durant is Trotsky, Klay is the party line

Seems like the Heat could use some Magic.