I’m saddened by the imminent firing of the great Ray Ratto.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Bless Ray Ratto.

If it’s aiming for the realism of war, the part where you abandon the rebels to be ethnically cleansed should be interesting.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

I’d like to start a petition.. if the Dolphins go 0-16 then we no longer have to witness the 1972 Dolphins celebrate when the last undefeated team losses... watching them celebrate is insufferable.  

So, what you’re saying is that something in Gilroy stinks.

Alum and former football player at this high school.

Ray, as always, bringing the goods. I hope you get another full-time gig soon, although I really look forward to your stuff here.

As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.

Detroit, because they are probably the largest city without a professional football team.

Compared to syphilis and Nickelback, maybe.

Eat a Snickers.

Dallas hasn’t been this fucked since that time Debbie came to visit.

Came here for this comment, left feeling satisfied. 

During the stoppage, Mokhtari asked the Nancy players to instruct the fans to stop.

What In The Hell Is Happening In The NL?

(Rubs benadryl all over monitor)

Evergreen link.