Y'all motherfuckers need unions

Newt Gingrich cosplayer

Man, these guys really won’t defend anything.

Bone hugs in harmony.

you knew they were gonna run into bookkeeping issues seeing as how Pelinka’s never really been around a ledger before

I apologize. Honestly. Tried redirecting it to a joke about the ballpark’s stupid name, but I clearly missed the mark.

Just curious, was there a moment when you thought not to make this comment, because that was a critical moment. 

For what it’s worth, this is from the Astros’ game thread on Reddit:

“She is going be OK according to my mom. She was 4 rows away and just talked to security guard who said they are taking her to hospital for precautionary but early signs are good.

Thank you for this. The narrative about the Warriors over the past four of five years has been, “Fuck this noveau-rich tech bullshit NBA team and their bandwagon fans.” And to some extent that narrative is accurate. But that narrative misses the fans, many of whom also root for the A’s next door, who have been filling…

I always loved how Oakland seemed to be the last hold out in the mass influx of money and gentrification into the Bay Area. San Francisco has been mostly unaffordable for most of my life and absolutely unaffordable for the last 15 years. Still, as the Bay became more homogeneous, it felt like people intetionally…

Pitchfork randomly shitting on an album 27 years later is peak Pitchfork.

So am I allowed to listen to Sublime or not?  The article isn’t clear and I want to make sure I’m legally protected against Pitchfork

What treatment do you recommend the doctor administer to the dead woman?

I mean...

Pretty Biased, I’d say.

He could talk to any woman living in Alabama with an unwanted pregnancy.

I had no idea that Troy Aikman has a CDL.

I agree about dad and am mostly interested in your mom anyway.