Pape is a large agricultural equipment dealer across the West. They're based here in Eugene. I'm sure if we donated millions, we could have our 12 year olds in the press conferences asking questions too.

Oakland @ Cleveland? What did I do to deserve that shitshow? If I promise to watch "Mom" will I get better viewing choices?

and the fans were all psychologically dominated and deflated?

I'm guessing you don't live in Eugene. You don't understand how seismic this is.

God Bless Oregon. Except Eugene. Fuck Eugene.

This article is disappointing. I opened it hoping to see FIFA-branded bulldozers knocking over shacks. Clearly, I didn't get what I wanted.

Chantix fucked me up. I was 100 days clean when I realized that smoking again was the most logical harm reduction approach for me at the time. I'll never pretend to understand what someone is going through, but I easily could have gone down the same path had I continued. This is tragic.

As long as he hates gays too, he's ok in my book.

Actually, you'll be wondering where the hell he went when you try to pick him off the waiver wire. The more you know...

Keeping things in perspective. This, I can always applaud.

We recommend he spends a bit more time relaxing in Isla Vista, because that's totally not cool, bro.

How can a man that red deny substance abuse with a straight face?

Holy shit. What's Shanahan doing in Utah?

Gay is more important than basketball.

I'm pretty good at DDR. I got this.

Must... resist... mocking... the... Sixers.

Did the Raiders fine you $40 because you didn't cum fast enough?

I fail to see the issue here.

I first saw this article on ESPN and thought, "Who gives a fuck. It's the SEC."

Of course, Superfan commented. There was too much ambiguity in the video so now he's taking the opportunity to manipulate the messaging.