I can't believe that for long as this article had been up, no one has debated a particular individual's "blackness." I'm simultaneously proud and disappointed in you, Kinja members.

Oh, Jesus. Go home.

I just tongue-fuck them.

Who put Manu under center?

Fife? There are only two reasons to go to Fife.

I don't really care what you say about him. He took a program ravaged by pedophilia in its darkest hour and left it in a better place.

What do you think they did with all of the orange balloons? Do they make the ratio of orange to yellow based on the spread?

Epic.

Sunshine is the best disinfectant.

Clearly, no one's admitting to it.

Ninkasi, Oakshire, Hop Valley, Falling Sky. Eugene.

Please. Californian here living in Oregon.

You're making the assumption that the University actually paid money for these. Shit is gifted here in Eugene.

That's what George Zimmerman said.

There's still hope for this country. I fully expected to see names dominated by "iy's" and "ee's."

I never saw him hit her. I don't care who you are; man or woman. Hitting is never acceptable.

That girl's a snatch. The first 30 seconds of that video just follows him around as he tries get away from her. I hope she got the shit beat out of her

Very admirable effort, Deadspin. I still think I'll have to go with "lost 4 minutes of my life."

I get the sense that the NCAA is more likely to do something illegal in an effort to not pay student athletes than actually admit their worth.

I was married right out of college to my junior high school sweetheart, which was a big mistake.