Who says they're drunk? Can't we just show admiration for blind loyalty to an ideology they don't understand?

Well, if Jesus hates the Yankees, I suppose Jason can too.

How very Philly of you.

I don't know if I should be relieved or ashamed that I've never hear "Puerto Rican dirt monkey" nor "nigger insurance" in my life. I life in a different world, I suppose.

Google B&B shaving. Problem solved.

I hope your house burns down.

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Can someone explain to me the upside of trying to punch someone wearing pads and a helmet?

• Ugh

I love people that come out and openly mock the SEC.

Mike Rice should be given an opportunity to whip this team into shape.

I can respect what he was trying to achieve. "Remember" would have been far more respectful, however, it would have raised flags with the Gameday staff. I have no doubt it would have been confiscated at the secured entrance. They are notorious for screening.

Note: ESPN3.

We are talking about the State of Florida, right?

I would kill for that.

The only thing that could make this better would be if Sydney Leathers were somehow involved.

It's obvious this guy got lectured by his new girlfriend.

I would agree with that except the family is on the same roller coaster.

If she blew a .314, I want to know what else she blew that day.

I'm reading this story and the only thing that comes to mind is that I'm embarrassed that I didn't think of that first.