I highkey really hope Mindy Kaling’s daughter’s dad is BJ Novak.

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I’d still take him over Biden, but I’d much prefer Kamala Harris or Elizabeth Warren as our next President. This country needs a huge self correction and another old white man sends the wrong message that it’s not willing to do so.

Honestly, Planet Hollywood (and/or Hardrock) should fully embrace the nostalgia of it. Nowadays, 80s and 90s themed popups are all the rage among young folks, influencers, and older folks looking to relive a moment of their younger years.

“You guys, chill. He’s probably just tired of hearing my name. It’s exhausting. I’m tired of hearing my name. I could see how that could be irritating, like, ‘Hello, I died, people. I’m back from the dead. Tiffany’s cool, but it’s me sitting here now.’ So, I get it, I’m not mad about it, I love me some Tracy.”- THIS!…

Came here to post this—I will never forget how that little shit acted at that inauguration.

I’m so old because I remember when his kid acted up during a press conference or swearing in? And then SNL had Chris Farley play him.

President Obama makes me want to have another baby so that, if I’m ever just wandering around and run into him, I can hand him the baby and say ‘here, I made this for you to hold.’

At any given time in Washington, everyone hates half the people they work with. I hate half the people I work with.

Trump will be sworn in as President, but I honestly do not think he will last long. The left hates him. The right only tolerates him at the moment because they still think he will rubber stamp anything they pass, but they see him as expendable, and will impeach him as soon as he becomes a greater liability than an…

Ok but is that Hugh Grant?

YAS that’s what I noticed too. I was like, “Whatever about those two, Benedict Cumberbatch has brown curly hair again which means more SHERLOCK!!!!”

To be viewed to the tune of “Nothing Else Matters.”

It’s not hard work and long hours that explain the success of diverse companies — and I have no doubt that the women who are able to make it to the top work harder and longer than the men on average. It’s the diversity itself that produces innovation and profits. Think different: the most successful companies in…

the study found that companies with women in senior management positions were more profitable

Heh. That’s what my friends in Wisconsin said when Walker flamed out.

Straight to hell.

To be fair though, Fallon never pretended to want to be politically involved, He came from SNL and wanted to do comedy. Whereas Colbert is trying to continue the work he was doing on Comedy Central, only without the Colbert Report character.

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Last week I called him “Haggis Head”. Can someone photoshop a ginger cat on top?

“an unkempt troll doll found floating facedown in a tub of rancid Beluga caviar”