Correct me if I’m wrong but the gist of your article appears to be,

tl;dr

Is the headline a typo? Is it supposed to read “the first blue moon eclipse in 150 years?”

You are a disgrace. It’s:
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, [select] start.

A lot of people are commenting with some really important things, but also important is that the code is up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, (select if you’re doing 2-player,) start. Up, down, up, down, etc. isn’t gonna get you anywhere. 

A couple things.. First you are close on the code but, try this.. Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A. Second, just pay the fee if you have the receipt otherwise you are stuck with attempting a regift.

Man, people need to learn to get the Konami Code right!

you had me till you messed up-up-down-down-left-right-left-right-b-a

No, what I’m saying is “Here is how to watch Star Trek: Discovery.”

But the point where they’re breaking in is by far the time they’re most likely to get caught. It’s the point where they are both visible exposed and where any suspicious activity does in fact look notably suspicious. The point is they can compromise the lock from offsite, then just walk up and open the door like…

I still miss Reader...

I’ve been on hangouts for about 2 years. You can set it so it doesn’t show when you are online, or last online, and how you are accessing it (you could hide that info in gchat too). Assuming people have selected the option that allows that information to show, the green dots show when someone is currently online. If…

Maybe I should have been more clear about the criteria, but we already did a Co-Op for USB charging hubs, which the PowerPort won! I’ve always considered a travel charger to be a single, self-contained entity that you can throw in a bag and plug directly into the wall.

Maybe I should have been more clear about the criteria, but we already did a Co-Op for USB charging hubs, which the…

Who is giving 10% of their monthly income to a make believe sky fairy (tithe)? Are these people insane?

Google OnHub by TP-Link

Google OnHub by TP-Link

Linksys WRT54G - Because it’s timeless.

Linksys WRT54G - Because it’s timeless.

You actually get the mechanical advatage when using the keys by having the rest of the keys at 90 degrees to the one being used. You would actually have quite a bit more advantage than a normal key.

Tear up your hand? Did you even think about what you typed?

The other two keys could be turned sideways to give extra torque.