I think you forgot that they were fighting aliens... and the aliens could control time.

"...at least one of them is a grandmother."

Solutions:
Wireless jammer. Sure its illegal, but Kanye probably cares very little about the fine.

Absolutely terrible.

Everyone keeps saying how 'push mowers are a really good workout'. You know what else is a 'good workout'? Not eating so damn much.

Having manufacturers run their own stores would mean that there'd be one price for a given make and model of car, and that's it. So, if you like haggling and pitting dealerships against one another, you'd be out of luck.

They are called 'Fire'

You wrote 'the Majority' but you meant to write 'me'.

The author is definitely off the reservation. I would recommend that he attend a basic statistics course and perhaps think through a few use cases before writing a piece such as this.

Assembly & Test $2.15? The estimators have obviously never been in the HW/SW product business.

Not yet :) —hint hint—

"Just because I compare two points of data doesn't mean they have a strong correlation."

I think they were trying to make it look like blood running down a wall. Kinda like you see in the newspaper at the bottom of the cover page - they try to get 'stylistic'

$910,00? I guess in some countries that would be very cheap. Here in the US, it's nonsense.

If that picture is the evidence, I say they're mistaken. The image looks like it was simply compressed and the colors were tweaked. The entire image is 'redder' and 'fuzzier'. I can still make out the hearing aid in the 'altered' photo.

I thought the last line went, "And I'll be in Scotland 'fore you!"

You cannot be serious.

Um, OneLove, you most have missed that tinyhands was referring to a car that doesn't have an automatic transmission. IE: You have to push in the clutch to turn on the engine for a couple reasons, one of them being an ignition interlock, the other being that most stickshift cars are meant to be left in gear when…

Listed 28 twice. MY FAVORITE NUMBER!

You have to leave the car in neutral and there is a bypass for the clutch sensor to allow the car to start without the clutch pressed in.