Agreed, I’d like to think there is an underling that got shot down who is now smirking to themselves about how much shit Apple is getting for this.

Because he’s a cultist.

“The truck tried to murder me today after it broke down on my first drive. Totally my fault though, still love Tesla!”

wow they detailed a BRAND NEW CAR.  

hilarious - they gave his brand brand brand new car a quick wash and vacuum. You sure don’t get that at legacy automakers.

“I’m very pleased.”

“above and beyond” = Teslastan for doing the bare minimum, and only when insisting in public.

He’s likely already fully stocked on the kool-aid since he bought his “beast” to begin with (why do they keep calling them that?). But yeah, I’ve never seen someone so proud and happy after just having their 35-mile-old vehicle dumping out coolant. This is just weird.

I can’t understand why anybody would buy a Tesla right now while the management is all being laid off...

Sounds like they gave him a glass of Kool-Aid too....

It’s just so weird. I understand that the ad is supposed to mean “look, we compressed all these things into an iPad” but that’s just not what it actually says at all. It solely reads as: “look, we’re violently destroying at least one thing you have a strong emotional connection to; now give us a thousand dollars.”…

Trust me, Americans have been trying to get rid of him since you did, but fucker is like a cockroach. 

Piers Morgan should not be platformed. We generally don't pay him any attention in the U.K.

The whole thing is a real barrel o’ laughs, befitting an Emmy winner for Outstanding Comedy Series. (Yeah, yeah, the “Is The Bear funny?” debate is tired, sorry.)

To be fair, Tolkein’s appendices are longer than most author’s entire body of work.

Sports and hidden/equipment fees are the biggest drivers of how cable/sat package prices got out of control. You could legit knock your bill in half taking those out.

It’s just regular old PEMDAS: Paramount+, Exponents, Max, Disney+, Apple TV+, and Subtraction

Right?! I read the headline and I was like, Of course he’s not in favor of them. He’s management!

My understanding was that sports broadcasting rights was also a huge reason cable was so expensive, but I could be wrong. Not crazy about any package that includes sports since I don’t watch them.

This is the best comedy show on tv right now, and it has been since it debuted, in my opinion. Also, totally with you, I really hope we see a lot more of Lorenza Izzo. She was hysterical in the criminally-underseen “Confess, Fletch.”