Exactly! That’s the kind of gambling that could actually make the flight more fun. Prop bets on all kinds of shit like whether the flight attendant will smack you with the bar cart, how many idiots will smoke/vape in the lav, how many feet of duct tape will be needed to tie down the guy who goes batshit halfway to…

Further complicating matters, the Coast Guard says it’s been dealing with exceptionally low water levels

Need editors?

“Please make sure that it is in the upright and LOCKED position, thank you,”

In Waymo’s defense, he did reach forward and tear Johnny Cab from its mount.

He also said he wasn’t sure if the customer service agent was real or AI, which he found concerning. “Where’s the empathy?

Problem is, you’d occasionally have to look at the back end of the thing

Different kind of wackiness in California too. In Florida the dude would have been pulled over on a John Deere riding lawn mower while 2/3 through a six pack of Natty Ice, with a pound of crack, a crossbow and a baby Caiman.

““Yes that is me, but I was already arrested for that,””

Their cars are stuck in a time when they had no competition and when Tesla has updated them (Model 3 last year) it didn’t move the numbers because their updates were insignificant and the growing number of competitors are better.

I'm slightly surprised this happened in California and not Florida, but then again California has a long history of wackiness 

Come fly the infested skies!

I know of no rational human being that could financially support that POS by buying a Tesla.

Correction “ Always too early to jump to patently insane conclusions” 

Interesting coincidence perhaps that not only were both rental trucks, but that they were both EVs.

The search for blame will the thorough.

Oh Elon...

It’s nice to get at least a glimmer of good news while Elon actively works to burn down democracy as the Trump puppeteer. 

Apparently, Tesla thinks it has a better chance of selling them to Canadians rather than Americans

Their mistake was still having any Foundation Series left unsold when they began selling the normal series. Foundation Series was meant to be a limited run where you’re paying for the limited badge to show you were First. But once you could buy a normal one simultaneously, the badge has become meaningless.