The Kia Dealership Association is interviewing him this week to take over running their whole dealer network.

I could definitely see him becoming the VP of Finance of a local Nissan dealership. Or he could sell cars on TikTok.

Surprised he didn't get a promotion instead.

Big surprise that the company that routinely messes up reservation extensions and such and then has the customers falsely arrested for alleged vehicle theft would provide other examples of shitty behavior. At this point, Hertz pretty much seems to have decided they want to be the cautionary tale.

“has been reminded of [the] standing policy related to Puerto Rican driver’s licenses,”

Nah Fire the employee, the police department should also fine her for wasting their time, but also put the deputy on a paid leave...Also Hertz -__-

In response to this gross mistreatment, local politicians unanimously decided to further cut funding to local schools. One supervisor was visibly flustered and did not know why in this day in age that folks could not just use the whole word when talking about a Port-o-potty. It was all a deep state conspiracy…

Depending on skin color and wallet thickness he may just get a hand slap and probation. 

I would like to state for the record that I hate Illinois Nazis.

I mean, I saw it on a 14-inch laptop screen...

This has been a case for a long time...

To be fair with his history, he likely lied about the premium, lied about filling it up (had someone else do it), lied about driving, lied about it being a car, lied about where he lived and lied about where he went. And he likely first stated it was 8 days a week until someone else changed it to 7.

Universal healthcare, maybe? Gun control? The general concept of accountability?

The HPE is a beautiful car. Yeah they rusted if you breathed on them funny, but what a way to go!

My old man had the HPE version of this. He basically watched a time-lapse video of it rusting to powder, except in real time. 

there is a reason a majority of lawyer schools have a specific set of classes for dealing with Disney Lawyers.... lesson 1 is usually; You’ve lost already, contain the damage

Even Leon character finds it cringey, and that’s what saved it for me. He very specifically makes sure it never goes beyond platonic because he knows it’s wrong. Which is more than can be said for the director, a fact I only learned much later in life.

Apparently, Oregon’s DMV purges its stolen car database every few years...

You can see FRED in action in with what is by far the jauntiest free music ever to grace a 1:30 of a traffic light in action

If you are speeding through a school zone...are you going to stop for a red light you know is there just to annoy you for speeding? It’s going to take people a week to figure out that they can just blow through the light. Sure, they can enforce it as a red light but they could also enforce the school zone, which has…