Pretty much this. If I had enough skrilla for my dream garage I should have enough money to have my own mechanics like Mr.Leno does. 

I want a full size, commercial grade ICEE machine.  Not the shitty little one either.  The kick ass one, BIG.

They must be willing to carry out my hare-brained schemes. Some of which are really stupid.

I shall look upon it and despair

LOL. That guy mechanics.

He’s horny for the olden days when planes routinely spew like this

You dont have balls unless your a rolling coal man. Wtf? Is this a thought process that exists in the minds of these people? What does filling the air with black soot for no reason have to do with balls? Someone please explain this because I just dont get it. 

Apparently it isn’t meant to be used as a valet mode, but rather an anti-theft mode. Which further begs the question: Why let the engine run at all without that code?

It’s like when people buy a place under the flight pattern of the local airport and then bitch about the jet noise.

my cars can’t function without a “TOP 10 MUST-HAVE-THINGS TO BUY FOR YOUR CAR, YOU WON’T BELIEVE NUMBER 2!” slideshows. it just refuses to start until i bring in that ad revenue.

Yeah hi this is Sam from VW, nice car you have there, I notice that you are taking some long trips, it would be a shame if you didn’t get longer range wouldn’t it ???

Old timer: they don’t build them like they used to.

In that truck, you would be the crumple zone

My gas tank used to be inside the cab. Plus the steering column and steering wheel are immovable and made of steel, so I imagine that would be like getting hit with a missile in the chest. Of course, a 66-70 pickup probably can’t cruise over 100 mph, but 75 is doable.

I mean, I would think that’s pretty standard cover-your-ass legalese, to prevent them from potential lawsuits...

It should be pointed out that Hindenburg had this statement in the legal disclaimer of their report:

Not even gonna mince words, I feel like I’ve been crushing on Sabine for like 15 years now. Nothing put a smile on my face more than hearing that classic maniacal laugh of hers in whatever episode of Top Gear she showed up in, because you knew that episode was about to be taken to the next level.

All of the hosts,…

Can I get them overnighted from Japan ?

I’m thinking one really old guy and his grandson, the latter of whom has been putting fart can exhausts on his friends’ cars for over three years now.

What happens if you tell them to wear a mask to protect themselves from the chemtrails, which can be employed to distribute vaccines?