Being the sole driver in the house. My wife can drive but she’s always 5-10mph below the average speed of traffic which means we get a lot of aggressive drivers and it sets my social anxiety through the roof. This leads to me driving 16-18 hours straight during our 24 hour drives to visit her relatives and makes me…

Considering how DeJoy, a Donald appointee, tried his damnedest to eff-up the Postal Service so to jam up mailed-in votes; what are the odds him or another Repub flunky got the word out to buds that it was Oshkosh b’gosh? You know: to be that blatantly corrupt? (Even kickbacks?)  I put the odds at 95%.

I’ll bet anyone here right now there will be ZERO consequences to this most illegal and inside act. Our government oligarchs, corrupt to the core.

Nothing to see here...

I take corners too fast. Not dangerously so, but my State Farm discount probably drops a few bucks every time I do it. I try to balance it out with smooth acceleration and braking. 

I cant help but think of Land Rover or Powell when I see this thing

Steve Lehto can spend all his youtube money on this

Somebody call Steve Lehto “friend of Jalopnik” as he says in his videos on “Letho’s Law”

I’m just a Soul whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don’t let me be misunderstood.

::Puts down my American flag beer koozie, pulls off my American flag blanket, and puts on my American flag hat.::

Now look here, you damn Commusocialist, if you don’t like our flag, you can GET OUT

Condoms. 

Definitely a hotshot / wildcat driver. Delivers whatever, wherever, as soon as feasible. Doesn’t do much braking. 

I just leave my car on the street with the hood open and the hazard lights flashing good for 30 minutes or so

A feller would find himself watching Vice Grip Garage, where Derek would resurrect an old car from the junk yard, that hasn’t moved in 20 years and drive it several hundred miles home - sometimes during the winter, with a propane heater sitting next to him.

I watch that! We just need to find a deranged man somewhere. Hmm...

There has to be a TV show, or at least a YouTube channel, where a deranged man goes around to repair old vehicles and flip them for profit. The old Wheeler Dealer with Edd China was probably the closest (and bestest) show that comes to mind. This show would add the component of a sketchy drive cross-country, although…

I keep thinking if David lived in an earlier time we would read about his setting off for the North Pole in a whaling ship that had just been refloated after sinking with a crew of reformed cannibals- and I would want to read about what happened 

I was sort of hoping for a mid mounted Viper engine

I probably spent more on CrO2 tapes than I did on my car in the early 80's.

I was to poor for cocaine, I did like radio shack under dash mounted radios and surface mount speakers. Made it easier to get tunes in cars that came with integrated AM radios from the factory.