Counterpoint:

I’m not entirely convinced the driver had much involvement in keeping that rig shiny side up, I think he was along for a very lucky ride, which could have ended poorly.

On the other hand, his underpants could not be saved.

Very ashamed. 

I don’t know if I should be proud or ashamed that I get that reference

You mean “Finders, Keepers” isn’t a valid legal argument?

The secret is to throw a tarp on it and wait it out, then claim eminent domain.

“The good thing is talks have not broken down”

This Civic Si handles really well because it has a rear limited slip differential.

I dunno. The idea has promise, but I’m not sure it would really... deliver.

I have a hard time being upset when kids get kicked out of toxic religious schools because their families aren’t toxic religious people.

and the Lord Jesus spoke: “ye, if thou hast a rockin bod, make yon ducats on the site only for fans, my child! dolla, dolla bills, ye all!”

Holy greenhouse, Batman!

ROFL...neighbors and parents “discovered” the site, huh? Any word on which dad or dads outed her to the rest? Jesus is fine with us LOOKING at OnlyFans, apparently...it’s only the posters who need to be kicked out. You couldn’t pay me to send my kids to a Catholic school. 

I always think of the Sioux City incident when I hear of uncontained engine failure

Project Lockjaw.

Teslas are much more reliable than Land Rover, Alfa Romeo, and Jaguar.

“Hey y’all, pass me my welder and hold my beer...”

Could this be the tip of the iceberg of a car sub-culture inspired by the Turducken?

I think this is WAY beyond “Hold my Beer”. I think this is a lot of “generic” version of this med and about 200 hours straight of wrenching.