I think Elmo is discovering how hard it is to compete when the competition is evolving faster and being innovative. 

I think my Niva beat the Tesla in quality

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We have somebody in my neighborhood that removes entire plants, and late in the year so they probably don’t survive

Just switch it to 480v swap the neutral and hot, should stop theft

Te front fell off 

Vne on one of these is 125 knots, it is not an aerobatic aircraft 

Accidents from maintenance issues are not all that common, the big issue is the pilot, they may not have enough experience or not have flown enough recently and then there is the poor decision making with regards to weather and their own skill levels. As this one broke apart in flight I would suspect that the guy went…

Needs some more brakes

He reminds me of a company I worked for, revenue was down so they fired the entire sales team. Yes they were paid a lot but they brought in 60% of our revenue, the place was sold about six months later. 

Can I hit my Happy Fun Ball with it ?

I usually try to travel with carry on only but on a longer trip or winter that is hard, have seen the airlines cracking down on the carryon size which is good after people practically dragging hockey bags onto the plane and trying to cram it in the overhead bin. Best was the time I was flying with nothing but a…

So I have to get one from Temu ?

Given the number of army doctors and surgeons that seem to be trying to pick up my wife on social media I would think this incident makes their reputation better.

I can see people buying cheap adapters from Temu and having all sorts of fun

I picture Mr Bean driving this

The high fee can be explained if it was returned in an area with a special rental car tax- this also applies to this as I found out. 

Maybe Elon is taking a page from Muntz and TVs supposedly he kept removing parts until the TV stopped working and then put the last part back and said’sell that’ Elon will fire people until no Tesla’s are built and then add the last person back. 

It sort of reminds me of a friend who worked for an insurance agency that had a big meeting where they announced they were now a blockchain company, they shut down shortly thereafter

I painted cars for a BAD bodyshop when I was broke, on a break for fresh air I found a bunch of those simulators that they used to ‘test’ the SRS system, and in a back office a bunch of cut off VIN tags and paperwork that made me quit a week later. We have a pretty detailed inspection for write offs but not sure if…