Now we see what the dumber ones did before they died, previously there was nobody to tell the tale

I live 2 blocks from a hospital and 3 from a university with a maze of one way streets and severe parking restrictions, fun to watch people wandering around looking for their cars, I got blamed a couple of times for somehow towing away their rides 

There once was a man from Nantucket,

This is a tough one, while I don’t quite agree with the cop, the fact that they had lights on and were stopping an illegal ATV sort of swings the pendulum. We had a farm on a lake and snowmobiles were an issue, they would come off the lake, cut our fences, chase our horses and one time beat up my brother in law ( okay…

How do you ride an ATV in a foot bath ?

Hey that was my first drive in an E-type seat 

So Dragoning may not be a good idea ?

It beats the old lawn chair dad had in the back of his van for me- about 5 years ago 

Surprised they didn’t value it at 5k and cut a chq for that

In the early nineties I got given a Tag Automatic by a girl after our first date, on the second she was wanting to fly out to see her parents graves with me, I gave back the watch and ran far away, I really miss that watch.

Well it wasn’t his beautiful house

Should have just gotten an oversized suit

Hey I can mount these on my leaf and get unlimited mileage !! resistance is futile 

They should have ditched the prison stripes

Why did they attach both rental car keys together with a steel cable making it impossible to separate them ?

Part of me hopes this is fake, the other part knows it’s real, freedum is not a new concept

Yeah I have the same issue but while I had the pedal off I installed a spacer to bring it to the same height as the brake and clutch

It reminds me of a guy I knew who drag raced and was bragging about his carbon fibre seat that was 2kg lighter than his aluminum one, the guy was flirting with ‘wash myself with a rag on a stick’ weight and could lose 100kg without still having a bunch of x’s on his shirt size

Can’t watch the video but how much underwater is she on the thing ? that is another lost amount

So my ‘Safe to Drink’ arsenic tonic may need a name change ? I was planning on adding thallium