They get a lot of rightful criticism because they carry a greater degree of danger to the mother in many cases. Your ***anecdotal*** need for one to ensure your and your babies’ safety does not make c-sections the go-to choice. More than that, it’s too often the choice of doctors who are simply in a hurry, and they’re…

I would much prefer the parents of 3-13 year olds to march onto a plane wearing a sandwich board that reads “I’m aware of my responsibility to make sure my child does not kick your seat, throw food, or otherwise disturb you. Please let me know if I’m failing” 

Yeah some really unfortunate synergy here, and thank you for being brave enough for all of us whose fingers were hovering over the publish button, as shallow as we are

Name-puns are the lowest form of humor, but...

I don’t get why it’s either or. How about a balanced diet of protein to carbs? Then you aren’t getting off smells either freaking way.

You can have my carbs when you pry them from my cold, dead, un-smelly crotch.

“While in hindsight it may appear to be an easy call, it was not that simple in the moment.”

Fuck everyone in this story except for the girl and the police who found her. I hope all of these terrible adults get exactly what they deserve. 

MEN ARE TRASH.

And that she likely resented them for it?

“She looked stunning in a red lace dress that couldn’t have fit better if she had been born wearing it.”

It’s OK Melania.

Loving, healthy, supportive relationship?? Sure, sure...

Sims, dude, Melania isn’t going to go out with you. Just forget about it.

YUP! And this part made me throw up a little bit.

Aww...Cliff’s got a little crush. Bless his heart.

My guess is Cliff is genuinely smitten with her and as a “religious man” she has to love her husband in order for him to be OK with his crush.

Well, the Virginia Senate just approved letting people bring their guns to church (https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/virginia-politics/coming-to-jesus-armed-virginia-senate-oks-guns-in-churches/2019/01/24/8b893790-2022-11e9-9145-3f74070bbdb9_story.html) which I guess is just saying “God, you’re omnipotent and…

If she’s genuinely smitten with him, she’s even worse than I thought. 

It’s pretty obvious what happened.  There was no bear.  It was Bigfoot.