I’m going to hell for this, but the first thing I thought of when I saw that picture was....

MAGA version of a kid’s toy.

I mean, that hair is not good or real looking but at least it looks like it is actually some sort of substance that is really touching his head.

That doesn’t hide the fact that he has no chin, it accentuates it. It’s like a comb-over for the chin. They’re all so weird about hair

As someone with a full, thick, rich beard, I just want to say...

They have a history supporting conversion therapy, and its first pastor (grandfather of one of the current pastors) resigned after a seven year old boy accused him of molestation.

Hillsong sounds like the kind of place that will get investigated soon.

No, he was completely sincere. I asked him to get me a washcloth and that’s when he told me about his pure protein knowledge. I think he was kind of right, actually, and semen is, after all, a natural substance, but I’d never heard (before or since) that it could be part of a man’s skin-care regimen.

I am a gay man. When I was in college I had one-night stand with a fellow collegian.

Every time I think there’s got to be a a bottom to this barrel...

Ummm. Okay. I’ll play.

If he REALLY wanted parents to have more time for their kids he’d advocate for shorter work days, more paid vacation time, more paid sick and family leave and a higher minimum wage.

Also the prestigious scientific website Journal Of You Must Be A Lesbian If You Won’t Go Out With Me.

I’m confused- if semen is so great for women, why are chodes like this always telling us to keep our legs closed?

He has defended his posts by saying they are backed up by scientific research, which is honestly something I’m surprised he believes in.

In 5-10 years, nobody will go there to drink, because it’s too full of snotnosed kids and oblivious parents. Presto changeo-- it’s gone from being a cool neighborhood spot to a Hipster Chuck E. Cheese. Womp womp!

It is a bar. There is no reason to have a child in a bar at all, and it’s a gift that this place only limit it at dinner hour or later. Bar patrons (who outnumber Sam) have the right to expect their bar to act like a bar. And I assure you, using the “greater good” method of calculation, society appreciates the rule.…

Made a highly complex sequential list of instructions for ya, my dude.

Your tips don’t make any difference to the annoyed clientele.

We took our kids out, but to places that were obviously family-oriented. A gastropub doesn’t need your precious Wren or Finn, and neither do the patrons