Lol, get a load of these badasses in this thread. Your last line is exactly right. Don’t eat out if you don’t like the way the service industry is structured. If they have the disposable income to go to a sit down restaurant to be served, or to have food delivered already made to their house they can please spare me… Read more
You're a fucking jerk.
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I’m struggling between “don’t feed trolls” and “everyone needs to see this"
I’m screaming! He tried it.
Congratulations on leaving what is easily the most deranged comment I’ve ever received in my year of working at Jezebel lol.
It doesn’t matter what size your labia is with this outfit. It matters whether you plan to move your legs more than one millimeter apart while wearing it. Because if your legs move, your labia move, and that bodysuit will end up cutting you in half in a way that is so painful that, you, being a man - can’t even… Read more
Seriously! They should have had take advantage of her Italian roots, put her in a fashionable apartment in Rome or Milan, have her discover fine goods made in Italy and have sponcon off of that! She would have eventually become cultured, made money and it would have a hell of a lot less than $500K! Read more
That’s the part of this whole story that still dumbfounds me... Her dad is the douche that lied to his parents about GOING TO USC and instead cashed the checks to build his brand because school was a waste of his time, so natch when it comes to his own kid, instead of letting her BUILD HER BRAND BECAUSE SCHOOL IS A… Read more
YEP she’ll be just fucking fine because we live in hell.
Oddly enough, she would be 100% in the right to think that. Girl couldn't even be bothered to fill out her own damn college applications. At that point, her parents should have said, "Okay go take selfies and bartend in Europe for awhile."
I think less than a year with NO crisis manager. This rando has just become SO FAMOUS. She just needs to keep her follower count up, and she’s gained a hundred thousand followers since the scandal broke. She’ll have a new makeup palette in six months.
The idea of rich people getting all puckered up when cops show up on thier doorsteps puts a smile on my face.