That's gritty as fuck, I love it

SO GOOD

Do we give Rory that much credit when it comes to men? She's got a pretty terrible record.

Bigger swerve: Rory gets with Max.

That’s exactly how I feel. I voted for Bernie yesterday and I will happily vote for Hillary in November. The dem race is a win-win for me.

Off topic: I love your username. Every time I see it I smile!

I commented about this to my mom (who is 62) and she said it was common for women to sprinkle baby powder on maxi pads to eliminate odor.

I immediately thought Megan Fox.

The super rich have the tackiest homes.

I believe the #2 you’re looking for is “become Fox News pundit”.

I’m surprised they didn’t talk about all the spiced meat they eat.

He’s a cutie. Perpetual baby face.

I’m seeing a little Cheryl Hines.

I’m glad your Otto is okay! Dogs attacks are terrifying. My neighbor’s dog was attacked and killed by his girlfriend’s dogs. We saw it happen and I’ll never forget it. The neighbor was trying to pull his girlfriend’s 2 dogs off of his dog, he was punching them and kicking them but they didn’t stop until his dog was…

I just got that book! Planning on reading it this weekend!

Just bought one! (I’m staying pudgy)

THANK YOU.

Same. I’ll put up with a lot of crap in relationships but the one thing I will not tolerate is cheating. I don’t care if it’ll “never happen again” (suuuuuure), or if it was just a “drunken mistake”, or if he wants to stay together (he wants to have his cake and eat it too). If you cheat on me I’m done with you.

h/t to your gf

“swampy” is the absolute perfect discriptor.