Oh man, I’d much rather get rid of the uterus and keep an ovary or two to avoid early menopause!

I bet their algorithm relies on women getting pregnant at least every five years, so if you don’t get pregnant it assumes you’re not of reproductive age anymore and therefore are worthless to society. Because work is just a fun hobby for ladies, our real job is to crap out a bunch of babies. (sarcasm, just to be clear)

Needs more teeth.

I asked to see the ultrasound before mine, too. It was a gray blur with a tiny bit of white. Did not change my mind. In fact, I felt more confident in my decision after seeing it.

Saddle up the bears!

When she first appeared onscreen I had a moment of “okay writers, this is your chance to be smart with this character” and then immediately realized that they just introduced her as a prostitute at a truck stop, and then I gave up hope that they would be smart about her.

Livingston county had nurses, too.

There’s at least a couple hundred right here in the comments.

Also a very good point.

It’s not uncommon for extremely large inheritances and trusts to only become available at 25. It keeps very young people from blowing millions of dollars on ridiculous stuff. There’s no guarantee that someone in their 20s won’t blow it but it’s a bit less likely.

OH MY GOD NOW I WANT TWINS

“We don’t see color!!”

“There’s a movie called White Chicks, and it has black men with their faces painted white! Reverse racism!!!”

They’ll probably just suggest Jennifer in blackface.

I just learned that one can get botox injections while pregnant.

Someone’s getting suffocated by a ballsack.

Corinth is famous for its leather!!

Same. I feel like he’s perpetually 17 years old. (I have no idea how old he actually is.)

My entire life from ages 10-13 smelled like Navy.