I saw Cavill at the renaissance festival last year with a woman who appeared to be his date. Now I’m wondering if she’s the plaintiff. Side note: he had the superman hair and it was hilarious.

Is the Blue Dolphin still open?

Clawson here. Hi!

his masculinity is as fragile as a spun-sugar fairy wing.

I had a similar experience. My parents made too much money for me to qualify for need-based assistance, even though my parents were still paying back mountains of debt from when my dad had lost his job years before, and therefore couldn’t afford to help me out with tuition.

I’m surprised by all of them, too. I’m on the young end of Gen X, so cell phones were still a newish thing when I was in college (this was my phone until I was 21), and my parents paid for that phone until I was about 20. After that I had to pay my own cell bill and I have ever since. I can’t imagine being a bona fide…

He always seemed really skeevy.

“Congrats on the dong?” should be the response for all dick pics from now on.

Goddamn I was so pissed when he got rid of the movie tax breaks.

Oh man, the last time I went to Eccentric Day was probably about 12 or 13 years ago! I’m super tempted!

Yup, if he had ended his relationship with Parker before starting one with Danes, this wouldn’t be news.

I agree that no one should stay in a relationship they’re not happy being in, but maybe if your girlfriend is pregnant with your child you shouldn’t cheat on her and then leave her mid-pregnancy. End the relationship but at least don’t cheat on her. And you know he was cheating on Parker with Danes if he left Parker…

I think it’s because there was a third party involved (outside the womb)- Claire Danes. He left Parker “for” Danes and, to me at least, that sort of implies that Parker was uninvolved in the decision to end the relationship. And her being pregnant at the time just makes his actions seem really sleazy and abandon-y.

She probably would piss on me if I were on fire, but the whole time she’d be yelling to my boyfriend, “See? See how I’m helping your girlfriend?? See how I’m doing something nice?? I’m better than her! LOVE ME!!”

Yes to all of that. My boyfriend has a friend who has her own boyfriend, but is so obviously in love with mine and I hate it when she comes around. I really don’t want them hanging out together alone, not so much because I don’t trust him, but because I feel like she doesn’t respect me or my relationship with my…

I also subscribed to the “hot dog in bun” theory until I was about 10 or 11 (when my parents gave me a very educational sex ed book). Then I thought the guy just put his penis in the woman’s vagina and they laid there. I didn’t know there was thrusting involved until I was about 13 and saw my first somewhat-realistic…

“a vague, seething rage”

And that’s fine, but it doesn’t mean a photo of him proves anything about his character.

Abusive people don’t look like cartoon villains, but rather like normal people. I’m not saying this guy is abusive, but posting a smiling photo of him with his kid literally proves nothing one way or the other.

I saw apples labeled “Gluten Free” and I died a little inside.