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Nope, but I assume Ansel feels my pain.

I’m 35 and I’d also like to know when that goes away.

I’m 5 years older than my boyfriend and some of his friends are 5 years younger than him. That means nightly texts at 11pm that “everyone” is meeting at some shitty EDM bar and we totally have to come out!!1! No. NO. No no no no. It’s 11pm on a weeknight. I have to work in the morning. Go away, children.

PURE. GOLD.

I could buy 3 well sized and maintained rental houses for 181k here!

hot dog cart from an abandoned amusment park

If someone says “identity system” instead of “business cards and stuff” I immediately triple my price.

Expectations in the US are as such: do whatever we say, for however long we say, for how much money we say, and be happy that you have a job at all.

I know what you’re saying. Absolutely they should be compensated and that’s the heart of the issue, but also those interns saying, “OMG they sent us emails at 10pm!!!” is not making them out to be the whistle blowers they think they are. They should stick to the fact that they received no compensation.

All I can think about is what it would be like to run a marathon during my most recent period. With the gravity and bouncing things would get... hurty and clotty. She’s a tougher woman than me!

“Extra! Extra! Read all about it! Here’s something people do that’s not cheating but we’re gonna call it cheating and then later we’ll admit it’s not cheating! NEWS!”

I’ve know enough non-monogamous people that I’ve come to the conclusion that most of them are simply selfish and don’t want to exercise self control. I’m sure that doesn’t describe all non-monogamous people but, within my life and experience, it is accurate. All of their relationships implode in spectacular fashion.

I’m with you. No outside junk touching in my relationships. Cheating is strictly defined and if that’s violated the relationship immediately dies, never to be resurrected.

I refuse to watch these idiots’ videos, so I’m just gonna say that the husband’s face in the still above is the exact same fake-cry face my ex husband would use when I’d catch him stealing money from me.

Is he really hoping that people won’t realize he’s a Bush?

Sometimes I forget the internet follows grownup playground rules.

This is me, imagining what this woman’s personal life is like:

She is a gender fluid trans woman. Trans because she was assigned male at birth but mostly identifies as female, fluid because she identifies and female and male at different times. (If I’m wrong someone more knowledgeable will be able to correct me!)

I’m probably just spoiled but I can’t understand how anyone can get work done with that many people crammed into the same space.