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A piece of my pants broke and fell off today. I feel like you should know that.

IT’S RIGHT THERE SOMEONE TAKE IT

I looks like a college computer lab. *shudder*

All great points.

Why do you assume that none of us have ever done anything to try to end trophy hunting (or support any sort of wildlife conservation)? Have you been spying on my bank accounts? Or following me under one of my other internet names on other boards? I didn’t realize my life was so public.

Didn’t you get the memo? You’re supposed to spend every waking moment of your life researching every injustice happening in every inch of the world, otherwise you’re just a hypocrite who never cared until now. Angry at this asshole dentist? You’re a hypocrite because you personally weren’t the one who discovered what

Wait wait wait... they can’t sue people for having tattoos with the number 13 in them?? What is happening to this country? For shame. And just when I thought we’d evolved to the point of 100% litigiousness I learn this. Where has our ambition gone? Does no one follow their dreams anymore?

CLASSIC FILM.

“Slurry” is simultaneously one of my favorite and least-favorite words of all time. Thank you for using it in this context.

They’re gonna have a helluva time suing the thousands upon thousands of people with “lucky 13” tattoos.

And here I thought the Disney Slap Policy only applied to Jews.

As long as you’re not changing the kid on a restaurant table or on some other surface where it is expected that food will served/eaten. Or right next to someone when there are other options available that are a little further away. I had a lady once plop her kid down right next to me on a cement bench and start

The only acceptable “mini bride.”

I feel like the Spice Girls should start playing immediately after reading that phrase.

He does appear to have an unusually large neck, I wonder if it’s just the angle of the photo?

Robbed. I am disappointed in this list. Taye forever.

She’s only just been sentenced. It’s been several years now since the crime.

This might be my favorite gif ever.

I seriously need to know what ever happened with this penguin theft. Off to google!