I’m with you on the salad train.

Roasted chickpeas are my go-to salad topping!

OMG thank you I though I was the only one who always thought of that character!

I don’t doubt that. And I also don’t doubt that she doesn’t think there was anything wrong with her “affair”, but that doesn’t mean that dude wasn’t a predator. Just because she doesn’t feel bad about it doesn’t make his actions ok.

Yuuup. And aren’t “precocious” and “affair” the same coded words men love to use when describing how an underage girl seduced them so they’re totally not guilty of rape?

Seriously. 5lbs on a 6’ man is a bit of mild bloating.

So, it’s a revelation that younger women have watched and listened to older women and are planning their adulthoods accordingly? K.

I hope so!

You’ve basically gotta pick one up and then not wash your hands.

You can still snuggle one as long as you’ve got a hazmat suit on. They’re pretty friendly if they’ve lived around people. Like armored, leprosy ridden squirrels.

10/10 would watch.

WOW

I feel like we time traveled back to 1989 to watch Rob Lowe manhandle this bird.

100% true. I’ll never be able to wipe those stories from my memory.

Yeah, I need to tell him. I know he wouldn’t want to hurt me and he is a lot different about sex than I am (for him sex is just something you do, for me it holds more meaning than that), so I’m sure he doesn’t even realize the effect it has on me.

I’m right there with you. I know it’s childish and speak volumes about my own self esteem, but I hate those bitches. I fight against it and I work on it and I examine it but goddamn I hate them. I don’t care about exes’ exes, but current partner’s exes can go suck it. My current partner’s most recent ex was apparently…

UUUUUUGGGHHHH, my boyfriend will tell me all about his sexploits and I freaking hate it. I’ve never once talked about the actual sex I’ve had with other people. Not once. I hoped that one day he’d think to himself, “Huh. I tell her all about the sex I’ve had with other people but she’s never told me anything about the…

My partner’s exes (and there are many, so many exes) all seem to think I’ve broken him because he has chosen to be monogamous with me and no longer fucks anyone and everyone. Literally, one asked if I was the one who was going to “ruin him forever” (by forcing him into horrible horrible monogamy somehow I guess?).…