Those conservative heads explode because they think that all those whore pills caused hundreds of abortions every month. Because those conservative heads are also very stupid heads.

Seriously. The self importance is astounding.

All I could think when I got done reading was “BARF”.

I think this guy just realized he gets turned on at the thought of his wife fucking other dudes and he’s calling it “feminism” instead of “fetish”.

You guys all have such nice cuticles. How do you keep them so nice??

As long as they’re not publishing the credit card data, I have no problem with this.

I don’t think they’re publishing the credit card data, just the real names and accompanying profiles?

Don’t you know that us ladies are just shallow meanies if we don’t want to jump on every single dick out there? But if we do want to jump on them then we’re gross whores. Walkin’ that invisible line.

Just more weird looking face for me (to sit on).

Seriously, fuck beaches. I spend about 3 months in FL every year for work and people always say, “Oh it must be so nice to be able to spend all your free time on the beach!” Um, NO. Beaches are terrible.

Officially Team Pavement.

That was my first question, too! I’m 35, my boyfriend is almost 30. I’m divorced, he’s never been married. If we were to get married in the next two years, where would our divorce chances fall? (I’m not too concerned with ever getting married again, but I think it’s interesting that we fall right into that weird spot.)

Your family is a big ole bag of dicks.

I think the cravings usually end for me at about the year mark, too. I had quit for 4 years in my late 20s and then (stupidly, oh so stupidly) started again. I really don’t want to have to quit over and over and over!

Aw shucks! Thanks!

You guys, I quit (again) last October and, forgetting a few days of weakness in March, I’ve been completely smoke free since then. I really want to smoke. Like, so so so so so bad. I’m not gonna but I just wanted to talk about the craving that’s currently clawing at the back of my brain.

Kinja has been showing the wrong usernames on the wrong comments. Reload the page and see if it fixes itself.

Nothing else matters in my world right now besides this puppy. It looks SO SOFT.

This just made me really miss smoking.

She’s channeling Duff!