That’s seriously a question on okcupid?? I don’t think I’ve ever known all the names of the people I’ve made out with.

Dude, I feel you. I can count on one hand the number of partners I’ve had, but my current partner lost track of his number in his late teens. He’ll tell stories about 4-somes and all this super kinky awesome sex and I’m like, “I was married for a while. So...”

... felt unimaginable glee and shame wash over me simultaneously.

I think everyone should just dress like a member of Parliament:

It’s all about status. Conspicuous consumption.

Holy balls this is an amazing story!

I feel like a pantsuit is way more professional than a skirt? People are weird.

I was just saying that owning an apartment (as opposed to renting it) is not the norm nationwide, not that living in an apartment isn’t normal.

“Jurisdiction” was the wrong word. I do think that anyone, regardless if they have a child enrolled on their dime or not, can speak about and try to change something they feel is harmful on any college campus. Colleges aren’t clandestine secret societies or sacred institutions. They’re schools. People are allowed to…

True. I just thought of rentals laws because everyone was talking about apartments (I know it’s possible to own an apartment, but that’s not the norm).

Depends on where you live. Some places have laws regarding bedrooms and square footage for each inhabitant, etc.

When I had a teacher who was perpetually late for class I kindly reminded him that I was paying for 4 hours a week of class time, and if he couldn’t find it in his busy schedule to provide me with 4 hours of class time I would suggest to the department head that he reimburse the entire class out of his pocket for the…

Did I suggest that my special lil self should get to nose into “every aspect of my child’s life” at a university? No. I said that if I had a problem with something happening at the school that I pay for my kid to go to, like an assignment that I think could be harmful to my kid or other students, I would not feel bad…

Oh man, we never had sushi!

Same here but with art shows for free cheese and wine.

Back in the late 90s I worked at a regional chain grocery store. Every night we would load all of the expired baked goods onto big L-carts and put them on the loading dock and a food bank truck came and picked it all up. I’m pretty sure the store was breaking some sort of law but they did it anyway. I thought that was…

I know. It’s so gross to demand quality service from the people I paid tens of thousands of dollars. Also, this woman talking to the media about something that she thinks is harmful does not violate FERPA. She isn’t asking for her daughter’s grades, she’s talking about an assignment and why she thinks it’s wrong.

6 weeks from LMP, so technically ~4 weeks after conception. That was how I actually learned how they “time” pregnancy. I always though “8 weeks” meant 8 actual weeks after the date of conception (or the best guess for the date of conception), but I was wrong! They were actually surprised I was in so early, but I…

I don’t know how far along she was pretending to be, but I had an abdominal one done at 6 weeks and could see everything clearly. I mean, there’s not a ton to see and it’s all really small, but I could easily see the sac and the embryo.

I think she meant visually poked around in her womb with the aid of the ultrasound. I really really hope that’s what she meant.