Oh god the hormones! It took probably about 2 months for me to start feeling normal again. And for the giant acne breakout on my chest and back to clear up.

We could definitely put together some awesome packages. Airfare, hotel, massages, meals, activities! With private car service to and from the abortion, of course.

It says that it was affecting his work.

“Well, sometimes a woman meets a man she loves ends up in an abusive relationship, and HE wants kids, so she’ll choose to have them for him.”

But think of all of the precious jesus babies you could have birthed if you hadn’t been using whore pills!

That’s confusion you’re feeling is the goal! I also don’t think those people know the definitions of at least 80% of the words they used.

I was briefly pregnant and I swear to jeebus that my piss was hotter than normal. The majesty of human life is hella toasty!

I pointed at my IV and told the nurse, “This is why there are drug addicts.”

Planned Parenthood is filled with actual doctors and nurses (and PAs and MAs) who know about women’s bodies and health. They do not spread misinformation. They are real medical facilities, like any other outpatient medical/surgery office.

The knee bone’s connected to the leg bone, the leg bone’s connected to the... crotch place, the crotch place is connected to the... red... thing?

I like the idea of an aborti-cation. Get there, have the abortion, chill out in the hotel for a day or two, then go to Shedd and do the penguin encounter!

I live in MI but I had my abortion in Florida (I work down there for 3 months a year). At first I was pissed that my insurance isn’t valid in FL but then I remembered that it wouldn’t cover an abortion for me in MI anyway. Stupid Michigan.

If I saw Paul Rudd in person my pants would spontaneous burst apart into a million pieces and float down around us like confetti.

Depends. I got anesthesia when I had mine (in Florida) but it was optional. There was no additional cost but one of the women in the recovery room with me didn’t get the anesthesia because she had no one to drive her home.

She’s impossibly beautiful. He’s a mayonnaise sandwich.

Who knows where (well, for some it’s cultural) the preference comes from but it seems to be passed down in families. In my immediate family we kiss on the cheek but some of my extended family kisses on the lips.

Everyone exists in a cultural vacuum! VACUUUUUUM!

The shiny gold legs, oh my god the shiny gold legs. Perfect.

We’ll have to compare different fabrics, too! Cotton 4 eva.