Won’t spend a dime to make a dollar. That 5 mil would save their Medicaid 29 million dollars over 3 years. Fucking idiots.

I’m gonna be sticking around this thread to see what kind of explanation he gives you. I’m, like, pretty excited about it.

I’m just imagining the whole thing (sorry if that’s weird) like a fancy magician’s scarf trick.

You can’t not tell us how you finally got it out! The public needs to know!

Can you imagine how much simply climate controlling 90,000 square feet would cost??

Depends. Sometimes you can give someone fantastic service and end up with a few coins left on the table. Some people really are just assholes.

“Is now the time to take off my pants?”

I will forever live in shame because I didn’t think of “Totes Y’all”.

I just decided my superhero name will be Power Snatch.

I hope whoever danced with him got a couple mil in hazard pay.

Trini is stoned as fuuuuuuck.

Absolutely. It cracks me up that these people want to dictate to the letter what insurance companies and doctors can do with regard to the contents of women’s uteri, yet if a new safety law is passed to save manufacturing lives they flip their shit about “undue burdens” on those businesses.

It’s so blatant. I’m fairly sure a lot of women wouldn’t think to take a pregnancy test until their period was at least a week late (apparently these “lawmakers” think we’re all clockwork and no one has irregular periods ever), and then you gotta go in a have the real deal pee test done. Then, depending on where you…

... an effective tool in combating abortion.

Everything is covered in poop. Fact of life.

I want to meet the person who wrote that line and I want to be their friend.

I just tried one from when I was 19 or 20 and got 45. The closest it got was the first picture I tried from a couple months ago (at 34) and it said 36.